ZenBurger
This is an actual email I sent to my wife today about the "restaurant" ZenBurger
From: Wilson, Michael
Sent: Mon 4/7/2008 11:31 AM
To: stuntmom@???????.com
Subject: Ate a vegetarian breakfast today....
...by accident. I was walking around Lexington Ave and I saw this "burger" joint that has "breakfast" sandwiches...
http://www.zenburger.com/
Can you believe there was no line!?!? So I stepped up and ordered a "Sausage" and "Egg" sandwich on an Whole Wheat English muffin. It came back fast and I sat down and started eating. ($8 for a McMuffin and Coffee, I pondered? Well it is New York...)
So as I ate, I was like, "This thing is horrible, but I'm hungry." (Which says a lot about my personality that would continue to eat a bad breakfast as long as I thought there was some meat inside.) And it wasn't until my last bite that I saw a menu next to where I was sitting that said everything was vegetarian.
So can you guess if I ate that last bite?
From: Wilson, Michael
Sent: Mon 4/7/2008 11:31 AM
To: stuntmom@???????.com
Subject: Ate a vegetarian breakfast today....
...by accident. I was walking around Lexington Ave and I saw this "burger" joint that has "breakfast" sandwiches...
http://www.zenburger.com/
Can you believe there was no line!?!? So I stepped up and ordered a "Sausage" and "Egg" sandwich on an Whole Wheat English muffin. It came back fast and I sat down and started eating. ($8 for a McMuffin and Coffee, I pondered? Well it is New York...)
So as I ate, I was like, "This thing is horrible, but I'm hungry." (Which says a lot about my personality that would continue to eat a bad breakfast as long as I thought there was some meat inside.) And it wasn't until my last bite that I saw a menu next to where I was sitting that said everything was vegetarian.
So can you guess if I ate that last bite?












1:48 PMMagic 8 ball says....Yes
7:34 PM
yes, a guy would always finish the last bite. Hunger trumps.
1:25 PM
Yep. My sisters dragged me in to Veg City Diner back when it existed.
I'm still recovering from my breakfast of "eggs & fakin."
But yeah. Hungry.
(no, not that Mike Wilson, another one. Thought I'd come see who the bloody imposter was.)
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